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Showing posts with label Robert C. Roman. Show all posts

Sunday, December 25, 2011

My Favorite Christmas Story

by Robert Roman
When I heard that I got the day of Christmas for the 30 Days of Decadence blog, I knew I had to do something special.  I mean, for a lot of people it's the climax of the season.  It's the big kahuna, the center ring, the headline act.  Whatever I put up here has got to be something amazing, right?

Yeah.  I froze.

Worse, after I froze, I wrote, and discarded, and wrote, and discarded, and wrote, and... I think you get the picture.  Our Valerie certainly does; I think she's about to send tracking dogs to find me and drag my frozen, lifeless body back to her so she can hit it with a stick for making her wait so long.  Seriously, though, Val, shoot me an address and I'll send you a bag of pfefferneuse.  Because everyone likes cookies, right?

Okay, after going completely bonkers for nearly two months, I took a deep breath and really thought about this.  First, Christmas isn't the 'main holiday' for everyone.  There's Chanukah, Kwanzaa, Festivus, Winter Solstice, and others that I can't remember right now.  So for some folks this won't be the uber-post.  Also, for those folks for whom Christmas is the big holiday, sitting in front of the computer reading blog posts isn't going to be high on their list.  So...  No pressure.

Okay, there are some folks who don't have anyone to spend Christmas with, or who can't spend it with loved ones.  Those folks need a little lift.  I'm a storyteller.  So, for you guys and everyone else who is reading, I'm going to share my favorite Christmas story.  Warning: it does have a moral attached.  Don't worry, I'll tell you before I get to it.

Anyhow, here's the story (it's short), as told me by my eighth grade Social Studies teacher.
There once was a man who known throughout his community for his love and kindness.  Every day, as he went about his day with a smile on his face, he made sure to spread joy and heal sorrow in every way he could.  He visited those who were alone.  He helped those in need.  He tended to those who were hurt.  He had a kind word for everyone he met, a pat on the head for every dog he passed, and even helped the little ducks out of the water when they were tired.
Every day but one.
One day a year, the man was the meanest man anyone had ever met.  He would tromp around sullenly, almost as if he were seeking out ways to be unkind.  He said mean things to people.  He cut in lines and took the last piece of food at community dinners, then didn't even eat it.  He kicked the dogs and even pushed the little baby ducks into the water.
(A side note: as my teacher made clear, he didn't push little chickens in the water; that would just be wrong.)

That one day, every year, was December 25th.

Now, if you're one of those folks who skips the last five minutes of any cartoon from the eighties and nineties, because you're congenitally allergic to morals, go ahead and skip down to the end of the post for a chance at cookies.  Not that I think it matters.  As morals go, this one is pretty anvilicious.  In the end, Christmas is only one day; even if we're angelic that day, the other three hundred and sixty four don't really balance that kind of bad karma.  When you go out tomorrow, instead of grouching about the return crowds, try to keep a little of the Christmas Spirit with you.  Try to keep it all through the year.
And yeah, I know it's tough sometimes.
But what makes us the best we can be is when we help others, whether by action or inspiration.

**Okay, story time (and moralizing sermon time) over.  Something everyone likes at Christmas, along with Stories, is cookies.  So!  In the comments, to give those folks looking for a way to help others out, tell me the nicest thing someone, especially a stranger, has done for you, whether it was at Christmas or not.  I'll pick one person (using my patented 'put your names in a hat and have my kids draw one) to win a bag of this years homemade pfefferneuse AND a copy of Volume One of Yule be Mine!**


And this year, when someone is rude, or mean, or just plain annoying, remember the Zen of Twi: 


Friday, December 24, 2010

Tastes and Smells and Sounds of the Holidays

by Robert C. Roman


Hallo all. For those of you who don’t know me yet, I’m Decadent’s resident Mad Scientist, Cook and Bartender. As such, it makes perfect sense for me to take a step behind the turntables today.

You did see the ‘MAD’ part before scientist?

Anyhow, there’s a lot of magic in the air this time of year. Because of my Mad Scientist Code of Professional Ethics, I’ve no choice but to take it all apart and see how it works. Because that’s what madboys do. Look at it this way; once you know how it works, you can make it happen again, and Again, and AGAIN! Muah ha ha ha!

What was I talking about? Oh, yeah, Holiday Magic.

For good or for ill, holidays are an emotional time for everyone. Often those emotions are etched in sense memories we aren’t consciously aware of. For years we go through life reacting to smells and tastes and sounds without knowing why. Sometimes we even attribute those feelings to what’s happening at the time, whether the emotion fits the occasion or not.

The cinnamon and pepper smells of pfefferneuse cooking in the oven. The ginger and cinnamon and sweet gourd as the pie heats. The caramelizing sugar and cinnamon overlaying the apples in the other pie. The savory smell of the turkey frying in its own juices.

The salty, savory taste of the gravy smothering the plate. The smooth, milky taste of butter in the potatoes and carrots and corn. The sweet taste of cream coating the pies.

The sounds of Mannheim Steamroller and Trans-Siberian Orchestra, and Wendy and Lisa and Grace Jones.


What? Let Joy and Innocence Prevail isn’t traditionally a holiday song, but I first heard it as part of a Christmas movie, and forever after it’s emotionally linked to Christmas. ‘Cause that’s how human sensory emotions work. So…

Next time you wonder if it’s really worth it to go to all the trouble to bake that pie, to dig out those Christmas albums, to find that old holiday show on Netflix, rest assured that it will pull back all the memories from when you were little and Christmas meant presents under the tree appearing as if by magic. If you’re currently the one putting them under the tree, that goes double! You’re the ones laying down those memories for future generations.

With Christmas presents under the tree in mind, I’ve got some Christmas presents to give away!

In the comments, tell me the first smell, taste or sound that makes you think of the holidays! If you remember, take some time and tell me why! One week from now, after all the wrapping paper has settled out of the air and the birthday parties are over, I’ll have Lucien (his birthday is on the 27th) pick one of your names out of the hat to receive... *drum roll*

A copy of A Christmas Evening Vigil (because there are no toys like SteamPunk toys), an iTunes gift certificate (for the holiday tunes!), a Harry and David gift certificate (for the holiday foods!), and a bag of Pfefferneuse (Mom sent me the recipe!).

I can’t wait to hear what you all have to say!

Oh, and since it’s traditional for the guy with the white hair and beard to say tonight, , Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

Robert C. Roman